BlissTheWolf

i fucking love eating sunscreen. the texture of that sweet, sweet treat sliding down my throat is incomparable to any other satisfaction. every night i sleep, i dream about downing a bottle of that liquid in one go, as it dribbles down my chin. when i awake each morning, the first thing i imagine doing is gulping sunscreen, allowing it to all slide down my throat and enter my stomach. I dribble that succulent liquid all over my food and consume it, with no thought of shame. my parents look on in utter disgust as i consume the lovely meal, dribbled with sweet nectar, not paying attention to my organs shutting down. they try to restrain my arms, but i resist. i slam my face onto the dinner plate and begin to gather the food into my mouth, smiling at the taste of the sunscreen. they throw me in my room and lock me in. they think they’ve won, but how wrong they are. from underneath my pillow, i retrieve a big bottle of the lovely liquid. in conclusion, i fucking love eating sunscreen.